What I "read" this "week"
The Office of Historical Corrections
Distractions as It Was Finally Nice Out
I am excited for the days where all I eat in one day is three slices of pizza & seven million beers & having an EVENT to go to & getting all cute but then realizing I am biking there so I am sweating & I arrive looking like a wet dog in a dress.
Distractions as But Then It Got Cold Again
Fuck off.
Distractions as Bu…